I guess this is the page where I personally describe my undeniably intriguing persona, if I had one. But since I do not, I’m not really sure what to say. Let’s start with the basics:

My name is Samantha (insert last name here) I am (insert age here) years old and I live in (insert state name here).

Am I mysterious yet? Thought so. Now let’s get a little personal:

I really find serenity in being alone. In all honesty it doesn’t bother me to sit at home in my bedroom for hours on end with no one to speak to. Reading is about as natural as breathing, I consume no less than 32.59 oz of coffee every morning (but I still lack energy, which for the life of me I can’t figure out why) and I have an odd fixation with the ocean.

If there is anyone on this planet who lacks talent in every aspect of physical activity (I’m not exaggerating, sometimes I can’t even walk correctly), that person would be me. I really don’t do well with team work or hand eye coordination. So at the end of the day the only thing I can do is write, read, blog, and paint. I’m fine with these things, most of the time.

The future really scares me, I know that’s very typical of me. But I hate things that are out of my control…and no matter how much we debate about it, our future just can’t be controlled.        I don’t like that. 

I am easily annoyed by children using profanity, people who act stupid for the fun of it, and the color purple.

So if you are 9 years old and say fuck a lot, ask me how to spell air, or just happen to be the color purple… please leave

I’m bad at describing things, particularly myself, but I think you get the gist of it. 

If you’re just dying to know more (which I know you’re not, don’t lie) I won’t leave you hanging in suspense, so you can ask me anything.

If you actually read this, I thank you. 

Now grab your tea and take a seat, and maybe I’ll inspire you.